THIS POST WINS THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! OMG. THE LAST ONE, NO NO, THE THE THIRD ONE…WAIT WAIT, THE FUCKING MAGIKARP ONE! BAHAHAHAHA.
Best Deadpool cosplayer.
The Magikarp one is so me “Let me love yoooouuuu”
Deadpool is the most amazing character in anything, anywhere.
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When I first met you, I felt a kind of contradiction in you. You’re seeking something, but at the same time, you are running away for all you’re worth.
Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via durianseeds)
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gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about.
Soprano Sauron.
Somebody send help.
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Nailed it
ALL HAIL THE MULLET LORD
HELP ME I CAN’T WITH THIS SITE ANYMORE
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Meanwhile, Misha…
MISHA WHEN YOU ARE LESS WELL BEHAVED THAN JOHN BARROWMAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE CHOICES OKAY
BUT THEIR EYES
SO CONFUSED
AND ADORABLE
“WHY ARE WE HERE”
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS”
“SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY”
“OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”
how the fuck do you even get owls thats what i want to know
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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
One Size Fits All
- (A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
- Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
- Customer: “Yes.”
- Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
- Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
- Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
- (Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
- Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
- Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
- (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
- Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
- (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
- Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
- Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
- Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
- (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)
that-snowflake-sure-is-special:
Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.
Gordon
Ramsaygordon ramsay’s cook-along blog
I am howling with laughter.
HAHAHAHA!
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![The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website here.
Doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbg3bbnAjr1qzpvhao1_500.jpg)
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website here.
Doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.
Lick me?
Steven Ott. He’s sexy.
Oh looklook! its Me lol.
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
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sam winchester more like DAMN winchester
IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING SHORT SHORTS IM CRyiNg
